Interview starts…..

HR:   What is your name?*
Candidate:   MP, sir*
HR:   In full, please*
Candidate:   Muzo Phiri*
HR:   Your father's name?
Muzo:   MP, sir*
HR:   What does that mean?*
Muzo:   Melvin Phiri*
HR:   Your native place?*
Muzo:   MP, sir*
HR:   What's that?*
Muzo:   Muchinga Province*
HR:   What is your qualification?*
Muzo:   MP, sir*
HR:   (Somewhat agitated…..) What is that !!??*
Muzo:   Mathematics professor*
HR:   So why do you need a job?*
Muzo:   It is because of MP, sir*
HR:   Meaning?*
Muzo:   Money problems*
HR:   What is your personality like?*
Muzo:   MP, sir*
HR:   Huh? And what is that?*
Muzo:   Marvellous personality*
HR:   I see…... I will get back to you*
Muzo:   Sir, how was my MP? *
HR:   And what's that again?*
Muzo:   My performance*
......
HR:   I think you have MP*
Muzo:   Meaning?*
HR:   Mental problem *